Not Niche. Not Normal. Not Sorry.

Welcome to Colorfully Quirky & Combustible — This is not simply a another Blog- It’s the altar where I laid down the lie of being “nice.” It’s the ember Eve hid away from me in her obedience.

It’s the laugh Lilith shared that cracked me wide open. It’s the place where queens crawl from collapsed walls and rebuild thrones from bone, bark, and printed cardstock. Here, the sacred is stitched in sarcasm.

The spells? Sticky notes, scribbled with beaded pens. And every mess — a map. Each post is a flaming permission slip dressed in defiance. This isn't content for the sake of content. It’s a crossroads. It’s a bonfire. It’s a full-body YES to making, becoming, unraveling, and occasionally laughing your ass off — no permission slips required.

Surviving Your Second Saturn Return: Because the Universe Clearly Has a Sense of Humor

Surviving Your Second Saturn Return: Because the Universe Clearly Has a Sense of Humor

Maria

Oh honey, buckle up—because if you thought your first Saturn Return was a cosmic wake-up call, your second one is the universe sliding into your DMs like, "Hey bestie, missed me? Let’s burn it all down again.

Saturn Return

What Happens When My Brain Has Caffeine and Midjourney Access